The Spoonbill Generator

Tribute of the Rather Wet

I once knew a lady, Francine [N]

Who fixated upon the obscene [Anon.]

Though well over thirty
She still liked it dirty [N]

You'd think she was barely thirteen [Anon.]

There once was a horndog named Nym [F (really)]

Who looked rather tall and quite slim [Anon.]

An ego, you bet? [N]

He made the girls wet [Anon.]

But they'd never get nothing from him [N]

Contributors: N, Anon., F (really).
Poem finished: 25th September 2003.