The Spoonbill Generator

The Circling Saucers Of Sirius

My little pal never leaves me [fester]

It's irksome and annoying [F]

It's mostly asleep, believe me, [fester]

And simply soul-destroying [Beefy]

I don't miss the blood [Kansas Sam]

Which once went to my head [ellie]

And into my pal - thud! thud! thud! [fester]

All the time I'm in bed [Beefy]

Bill Clinton's pal was more active [fester]

Pursuing staff in turn [Beefy]

His statements were retractive [Anon.]

(When will they ever learn?) [(trad)]

Contributors: fester, F, Beefy, Kansas Sam, ellie, (trad).
Poem finished: 20th September 2003.