The Spoonbill Generator

If I ever went to Athens [Ethetran]

I'd climb the Parthenon [Anon.]

I'd commune with the gods [F]

I'd speak with the oracle [N]

If I ever went to Cleveland [fester]

I'd call myself a chump [F]

I'd talk to the Indians [fester]

I'd root for the Browns [Beefy]

If I ever went to London [Kansas Sam]

I'd reset ol' Big Ben [smrtypnts]

I'd snatch the Queen's purse [Kansas Sam]

I'd get out in ten years [Beefy]