The Spoonbill Generator


Corky has a brand new wife [Francine]

Her name is unprouncible [Nym ]

She likes to play a golden fife [Francine]

Her skills are not announceable [Nym who can't spell]

Corky felt that it was time [Francine]

To put an end to all this shame [Nym]

And so he sucked a rotten lime [Francine]

It did not grant him fame [Nym]

Corky had to line a drawer [Francine]

With velvet, silk and satin [Nym]

Within he kept his little whore [F]

To whom he taught both Greek and Latin [Nym]

Corky had a standard rule [F]

Never listen to the weather! [Nym]

And when he sat upon his stool [Francine]

He chewed upon his feather [Nym]

Contributors: Francine, Nym, Nym who can't spell, F.
Poem finished: 19th July 2003.