The Spoonbill Generator

Gargling Troubadours

Why must you gargle on the couch? [Francine]

It frightens all the troubadours [Nym]

Why must you be a lazy slouch? [Francine]

The king is coming: sweep the floors! [Nym]

Why must you spit on Lammastide? [F haven't keyed since a.m]

You know that it offends me [N(silly way to talk!)]

Why must you state that Clinton lied? [Francine]

'Twas the fault of Miss Lewinsky [Nym]

Contributors: Francine, Nym, F haven't keyed since a.m, N(silly way to talk!).
Poem finished: 19th July 2003.