The Spoonbill Generator

Ho, Whoreson Pimp!

The alphabet should be curtailed: [Apsley]

And all the numbers, too. [Stacy Alexander]

And anyone who writes, impaled [dkb]

Upon a sharpened tool. [Stacy Alexander]

And all of those who calculate [fester]

And cooks and maids and fools, [Stacy Alexander]

We'll hang them from a graveyard gate [Barrymore's Ghost]

Until they learn the rules [Stacy Alexander]

Contributors: Apsley, Stacy Alexander, dkb, fester, Barrymore's Ghost.
Poem finished: 10th December 2002.