The Spoonbill Generator

Matter, Not Marmite

Burnt his fez upon the pyre? [Apsley]

He said that? Then he's a liar! [fester]

Shaved his head, with an old spoon? [Apsley]

Another fib! He's a buffoon! [fester]

Caught his spleen, on a twig? [Apsley]

That's not true! The lying pig! [fester]

Danced with wolves in mid-day sun? [Beefy]

No he didn't! He's so dumb! [fester]

Went to work in his own shroud? [Apsley]

He's unemployed! Mendacious sprout! [fester]

Cut his leg off with his tongue? [Apsley]

That's enough! It's time he hung! [fester]

Contributors: Apsley, fester, Beefy.
Poem finished: 26th November 2002.