The Spoonbill Generator

Our Lissom Laureate

When you wish upon a stoat [loaf]

Makes no difference what you vote [fester]

You show yourself to be a hoat [Apsley]

When this syllogism fails [Roland]

Feed it, then, to hungry whales [Apsley]

Or trilobites, if all else fails [Beefy]

When procrastination calls [Roland]

Paint the floor and mount the walls [Apsley]

And swallow several waterfalls [loaf]

When you drown, remember this: [P]

Judas was not all amiss [Roland]

Although he gave a deadly kiss [P]

Contributors: loaf, fester, Apsley, Roland, Beefy, P.
Poem finished: 21st September 2002.