The Spoonbill Generator

Typist's Lament

Bloody machine! Why won't it behave? [TG]

Which of the gods should we call on to save [P]

Our files before the thing freezes [TG]

Hopeless contraption, created by fools [P]

Knowing no reason; writes its own rules [Roland]

May it suffer a million diseases! [TG]

Contributors: TG, P, Roland.
Poem finished: 15th January 2002.