The Spoonbill Generator

Mitochondrial Ne'er-do-wells

Carved in frozen gasoline [Roland]

Came my girlie magazine [Apsley]

With a cover quite obscene [P]

For those not on the Martian scene [Apsley]

Moulded from hot plasticine [fester]

For ladies near the veggie screen [Apsley]

With a cover painted green [fester]

And smeared with once-used Vaseline® [Apsley]

Begone, motif! [Roland]

Avoid the reef! [P]

Drowned in tepid margarine [Roland]

Comes, sometimes, a submarine [Apsley]

With a cover girl (Doreen) [fester]

To fill, again, my deep tureen [Apsley]

Contributors: Roland, Apsley, P, fester.
Poem finished: 7th January 2002.