The Spoonbill Generator

Stolen Kissograms in Ketchup

Such is cockaleekie, [Roland]

Old Jim declared out loud: [Apsley]

His voice, though thin and squeaky [Roland]

And sounding like a cloud, [Apsley]

Bestirred the weary crowd [Roland]

Unlike minestrone [Beefy]

Whose colour, and whose pong [Roland]

From far-flung Barcelony, [Apsley]

Displeased the weary throng [Roland]

And made it phony [Apsley]

Such is Annapurna [loaf]

(Climbed up by rare old Jim) [Apsley]

Which you won't find in Burma [fester]

Unless God has a whim [Beefy]

Which is quite rare with Him. [loaf]

Contributors: Roland, Apsley, Beefy, loaf, fester.
Poem finished: 10th December 2001.