The Spoonbill Generator

North-South Pedestrian Crossings

These suicides, who strut the streets [Roland]

kill themselves with knives that cut all meats, [Brooke]

Which they gaily plunge into their heads [fester]

Exuding thus a thousand million Zs [Apsley]

These labyrinths, wherein they pace [dkb]

and multiply transgressions of their race, [Apsley]

Were crafted by a race of centaurs [Beefy]

Who had some cretins as their mentors. [Apsley]

These idiots, who can't be named [Beefy]

For fear that they will soon be maimed, [Apsley]

Are guided by the book of Numbers [Beefy]

As they dance around in rumbas... [Apsley]

Contributors: Roland, Brooke, fester, Apsley, dkb, Beefy.
Poem finished: 7th December 2001.