The Spoonbill Generator

Hideous Indeed

Jarrow is my noble home [Apsley]

Marrow is a tip-top veg. [dkb]

In your mouth, just shove a wedge [Apsley]

(Narrow end should go in first) [dkb]

Hail Maria, meek and mild [Roland]

Why've you had your teeth all filed? [fester]

Sister to an only child [Roland]

By a goblin quite beguiled [fester]

('til the luckless changeling burst) [Roland]

Harrow is my humble throne [fester]

Sparrow is a cheeky bird [dkb]

In each home, a costive Kurd [Roland]

(Bottom up, pushed in head first) [fester]

Peace and blessings on thy name! [dkb]

Why's your sister on the game? [fester]

Marge and butter taste the same [dkb]

As lead oxide, that's my claim [Roland]

(I, eternally and ever cursed) [Apsley]

Contributors: Apsley, dkb, Roland, fester.
Poem finished: 9th October 2001.