The Spoonbill Generator

Membrane One (Laughing Hoop)

If Joan of Arc wasn't a zombie [Roland]

Who would know? Who could tell? [TG]

Not Lady Godiva, the tomboy [Roland]

She's none too keen to sell [TG]

If Boadicea were human [Roland]

How would we ever know? [TG]

No pedant like Cardinal Newman [Roland]

Could paint her beauty so [TG]

If Eve hadn't been a mere robot [Roland]

Why would she taste the fruit? [TG]

Not lured by the Serpent so slow, but [Roland]

Not keen to spoil her suit [TG]

Contributors: Roland, TG.
Poem finished: 17th February 2001.