The Spoonbill Generator

Happy Those Who Bother Not To Wash Emus

Now is the time for joyful feasts [fester]

In wayside shacks and hovels [Roland]

We'll dance and sing, we'll drink and eat [fester]

And burn our Dickens novels. [Roland]

We remonstrate with oystermen [Apsley]

Who sing 'The Bells of Rhymney' [Roland]

"Pray cease that awful noise there, men - [fester]

Or be rammed up the chimney!" [Apsley]

Contributors: fester, Roland, Apsley.
Poem finished: 14th December 2000.