The Spoonbill Generator

Give It Some Welly Now!

To think of bursting as a chore [Roland]

Or exploding as such a bore [fester]

Is much too witless to explain [Apsley]

To any [Grayman]

Bird-brained fool in Spain [Hamish]

But when it comes to falling down [Grayman]

Best do it just before your round [fester]

If you delay 'til later on [Grayman]

Too many [fester]

Aunts will call you Ron [Apsley]

To think of snoring as a job [fester]

Or sleeping as a reason to sob [ellie]

Is far too pointless to account [fester]

To Penny [Apsley]

Or to Peggy Mount [fester]

Contributors: Roland, fester, Apsley, Grayman, Hamish, ellie.
Poem finished: 14th June 2000.