The Spoonbill Generator

You'll be a Laughing-stock Tomorrow

At this festive, glowing season [TG]

When the trees are hung with lights [KT]

Thee and I, against all reason [Elizabeth]

Share a single pair of tights [Roland]

How will Father Christmas know [KT]

Into which leg presents go? [TG]

Contributors: TG, KT, Elizabeth, Roland.
Poem finished: 24th December 1999.