The Spoonbill Generator

Squeamish, Mother?

Toothpaste is a substance that I readily ingest [The Agent Apsley]

And I smear it with delight upon my newly laundered vest [P]

I daub it with a fury on the old four-poster bed [Roland]

Until I am quite sick of it and clean it up instead [The Agent Apsley]

Hair gel goes quite nicely with a steak and caesar salad. [best boy]

Coleslaw on the cranium's the burden of my ballad [Anon.]

And hairs are often welcome in a piping bowl of soup [P]

But not without some axel grease, that runny, smelly goop! [Stacy]

Anchovies and aardvarks are a winning comination [The Agent Apsley]

but really quite misleading, when deciding your life's station. [best boy]

Mixing up a herring with a piece of tangled cheese [The Agent Apsley]

Waiter, This is mangled!... Please! [nomi]

Contributors: The Agent Apsley, P, Roland, best boy, Anon., Stacy, nomi.
Poem finished: 13th February 1999.