The Spoonbill Generator

Frugal the Frog

Behold the frugal cactus [Roland]

Sitting quite still for hours at a time [TG]

Soaking in the sun sublime, [Stacy]

Until it's time to scratch us. [The Agent Apsley]

Beyond the blue horizon [TG]

Loafing around whilst hunting for slime [The Agent Apsley]

Plotting a nefarious crime [Mister Widget]

To steal a purple bison [PeterWRC]

Behold the princess and the pea, [Stacy]

Neither quite sure what the other intends [TG]

Save spoiling the rhyme, [The Agent Apsley]

So insouciantly [Loaf]

Benighted is the igloo [The Agent Apsley]

In Indiego drenched sheets [Anon.]

At once froggishly delighted mildew [Anon.]

Quite unintelligibly! [The Agent Apsley]

Contributors: Roland, TG, Stacy, The Agent Apsley, Mister Widget, PeterWRC, Loaf, Anon..
Poem finished: 14th May 1998.