The Spoonbill Generator

Seemly Onions

A beast with two backs

A tin with two tacks

A yin with no yang

This is fine slang!

All yeast and no yaks

All feast and no fax

Some taut some slacks,

Then ... the Big Bang!

No bang is so big

That it couldn't dig,

A hole through a pig

And the fat lady sang!

She was so taken with the BANG!

Contributors: Roland, Anon., Stacy, P, Stacy Hi Kent!, Bop, Nancee.
Poem finished: 22nd January 1997.